Darlings! I want to be socially undistanced with you all, all at once!
As a former lover (and a poor one at that), Jonathan believes that he’s helping me by putting me on this pathetic little site with its scant achievements.
Yes, moi, Goosey, recherché on seven continents and some incontinence, from sea to shining boudoir! With appearances at Wembley (C’mon you Spurs!) and the Albert Hall (Circle T, 108; I lost a button among my petticoats and dearest 107, you reached in gallantly to find it.)
Those of you who know me better know I’m awfully flexible (yes!). Do book me for raps, ditties and philosophical lectures galore, quoting GG STAGE4 REOPENING for a 10% discount. Specialist in orgies and bar mitzvahs.